The official broadcast organ of the state. A satirical field manual on the acquisition and abuse of power, transmitted under the alias idiotdictator on every known frequency.
Department of fiction and forthcoming empires of paper. A Gilded Age crime thriller is in development. The protagonist bends probability with his own blood. The rest is classified until the manuscript says otherwise.
Where the drums are kept. Music written, produced, and occasionally inflicted upon the neighbours. The percussion section of a one-man government answers to no metronome but its own.
The treasury. By day this office runs ads, writes copy, and moves strangers from indifference to action for coin of the realm โ the same dark art as the fiction, merely with an invoice attached.